Finally Happens, The President Throws Michelle Under the Bus

The lime-green bag on the left is the First Lady of the United States, Mrs. Barack Obama, on tour in Indonesia, where women are not… men.

Obviously, she's caught the short end of the stick: disguised from head to barefoot toe, walking off the carpet on the hot pavers. I'd pay a penny for her thoughts!

Two and one-half people

President Obama is well-known for his extreme sense of self, the scope of which cannot be over-estimated.