Saturday, August 23, 2008

Obama Takes a (News) Dump

Q: What do you suppose would be the reaction from the legacy media if the Bush Administration waited to release major news until late on a Friday afternoon?

A: Dick Cheney is trying to hide something.
Q: What if they released the news at 1:30 AM on a Saturday morning?
A: Dick Cheney is trying to hide something big.
Q: Have you heard the news that Barack Obama has picked Senator Joe Biden as his vice-presidential running mate?
A: No, I hadn't heard? When did he announce that?

The best description so far: Smug and Plug.


Anonymous said...

Slow Joe Plugs Biden - arrogant, boorish, bright, clean and articulate, serial-plagiarizing, Dunkin-Donut-frequenting, elitist, grandstanding, narcissistic, mean-spirited, cerebral welterweight and consummate DC insider. What was BO thinking?

Bob Leibowitz said...

John -- Obviously, Obama sees it largely the way you do. That's why the middle of the night dump!

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