Why Did Anthony Weiner Lawyer Up?

The question on the minds of millions: Why, when he is the victim of a malicious hack of his Twitter and Facebook accounts, why did representative Anthony Weiner (D-NY) call a lawyer?

Answer 1: Liberals constantly confuse victims with perpetrators, so their first thought is to call a lawyer either way.

Answer 2 : The switchboard at Oscar-Mayer was closed.

Bonus Question: Who do you think is paying for Anthony Weiner's lawyers? 

Certainly not Anthony.