First Obama Came for the Rich Insurance Guys

First, President Obama came for the rich insurance guys, but I'm not an insurance guy so I didn't say anything.

Then, he came for the wealthy investment bankers, but I'm not an investment banker so no big deal.

Then, he came for the struggling commercial bankers, but I'm not a commercial banker so I didn't say anything.

Then, he came for the busted car guys, but I'm not a car guy so I didn't care.

Then, he came for the inspector general of the federal Corporation for National and Community Service, but I'd never even heard of the guy so I didn't say anything.

Then, he came for the entire finance industry, but I don't have any money so I really didn't care.

But then, he came for the drug companies, the hospitals and the doctors.

Sweet Jesus, I'm a heart patient!

What am I going to do now?

Name one role—any one at all, just one, or more if you can!—that you'd be comfortable with Barack Obama filling in your doctor's office or your hospital while you or your child is a patient seeking treatment.

Bet you can't name just one...