The Paris Hilton of New York Politics

Given the choice of Paris Hilton or Caroline Kennedy (no last name) for senator from New York State, I'd go with Ms. Hilton. She has more relevant experience, is a far better speaker and can relate to common folk.

Sometimes, memories deserve to remain protected, safely locked in the cabinets of our minds.

In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here
In Camelot.

Perhaps the Governor could name Caroline the honorary senator from Camelot and let it be.