Given the choice of Paris Hilton or Caroline Kennedy (no last name) for senator from New York State, I'd go with Ms. Hilton. She has more relevant experience, is a far better speaker and can relate to common folk.
Sometimes, memories deserve to remain protected, safely locked in the cabinets of our minds.
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here
Perhaps the Governor could name Caroline the honorary senator from Camelot and let it be.