Tuesday, September 09, 2008

This is a Pig, That's a Pit Bull

Senator Obama, we know you're a long ways from country roads. It's understandable that you might not have the clearest understanding of animal life. You're obviously a little confused between a couple of them. Here's a basic course to help you along.

Senator, this is a pig. He's a cute little thing, but will eventually grow into a couple hundred pounds of bacon and ribs.
You might enjoy him for breakfast or dinner.

This, on the other hand, is a pit bull. But be careful.

Sarah might enjoy you for breakfast or dinner.

UPDATE: And Senator, this is the hockey mom who can act like a pit bull.

So don't you be sayin' nasties 'bout her no more, ya hear?

RELATED LINK: The Man Who Would Be President

By the way, be careful what you say about the lipstick. She likes to wear a bit from time to time.

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