Hillary's 3AM Phone Call

Hillary's advertisement contrasting sleeping children with an ominous 3 AM phone call to the White House was likely responsible for gaining a number of votes from Obama.

It did raise one key question. Why did the phone ring six times before she answered?

The answer: Hillary assumed it was just Bill, explaining why he was late coming home. Again.

How many times does she have to listen to, "Honey, I'm sorry, but would you believe the Secret Service forgot to gas up the car?"