The Winner of the Republican Debate

While CNN obviously learned from their performance a few days ago at the Democratic debate and left the amateurs but not the ringers at home for the evening, the winner of tonight's show was not on stage, but the star of the opener.

Chris Nandor, known to his friends as "Pudge" for some reason lost in distant memory, is a (distant) neighbor and a fine talent. His video opening the debate was the finest video... and finest performance overall.

See for yourself.

Perhaps the feminists among us would settle for first woman on Mars this time around? The possibility was suggested tonight.