Monday, April 23, 2007

Senator Reid Declares: "Mission Accomplished"

In a surprise development today, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Ritz Carlton) announced that the military mission in Iraq has been accomplished.

"The military mission has long since been accomplished. "

Listening to Sen. Reid is a little like listening to a Pong championship from the 1970's. The little hockey puck just bounces off of everything, to the sound of pong… pong… pong.

I wonder what "long since" means?

Senator: Step down.

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Update: David Broder, a thoughtful and erudite commentator on the Washington scene for decades, is coming along. He adds, about Senator Reid:
This has become kind of a pattern for him, and, uh, I think at some point down the road the Democrats are gonna have to have a little caucus and decide how much further they want to carry Harry Reid. They’ve got able people on the Senate side, and they don’t have to put up with this kind of bumbling performance forever.
H/T to InstaPundit


Purple Avenger said...

Its getting very difficult to parody these clowns anymore.

Anonymous said...

Senator Reid is an embarrassment to us Nevadans (he probably absorbed too many punches to the head when he was a boxer).

But, in his defense, he is simply doing what his caucus (Kennedy, Schumer, Murray, Byrd, et al) want his do do. He is an "inartful" public speaker, by his own admission.

Anonymous said...

His "inartfulness" will get us, or our children, killed one day.